relush:

i love sleeping. it’s the only time when you can escape reality.

(via continent)

annabananapanda:

I have found that the average tumblr user goes through 3 distinct stages:

  1. the “i just got an account and i have no idea what im doing how do i find blogs how does any of this shit even work” stage
  2. the “OMG TUMBLR IS THE BEST THING OF ALL CREATION HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT FACEBOOK LOL ALL OUTSIDERS ARE PEASANTS” stage
  3. and, finally, the “i fucking hate this website and everyone on it but i dont know how to leave” stage

(via vickae)

oqk:

put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this

(via sorry)

kikmessenger:

follow for more posts i reblogged 

(via sorry)

diggly:

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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perfect

(via sorry)

sulfuring:

how to write poetry like a white person

  • cigarettes
  • the taste of you
  • drowning
  • save me
  • no wait save yourself
  • cigarettes
  • !!

make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter

(Source: slippier, via orgasm)

misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

(Source: akailolita, via hate)